Plain Text: I’m at some Indianapolis 500 party. In the “VIP” area. Can you see the pole dancers? ‪#mylifeisoddsometimes‬ – Aaron E. Carroll ‏@aaronecarroll

Plain Text: Yep. About to do a conference call at Disney and have access to Club 33 today. Only 500 members. (@ Disneyland Park) – Amanda Vega ‏@AmandaVega

Plain Text: That’s the second time I’ve made the front page of slideshare. Perhaps I should upload more of my decks ;) – Christofer Hoff ‏@Beaker

Plain Text: The President just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so at first I thought it was a telemarketer :)

Plain Text: I think while I’m in miami imma go to a strip club and breAk my own record! Imma throw atleast 2 mill. For everyone. Not just the strippers

Plain Text: Hey @katiecouric when are you coming back to Orlando to see me?? pic.twitter.com/cfnDlBBS – @MarthaSugalski (Martha Sugalski)

Plain Text: Man people act like they never seen someone carry 5 boxes of shoes – @reggiew55 (Reggie Williams)

Plain Text: meetings, parties … the story of my life. – @PatrickMcMullan (Patrick McMullan)

Plain Text: Wish I could visit my 8 year old self and tell him he has Monaco Grand Prix and Le Mans in his future so I could see his face. – @AlexBrundle (Alex Brundle)

Plain Text: I’ve left the keys in the car all night. Flat battery I’m off to Halfords but something to jump start ‪#TwitPict‬ http://twitpic.com/9nz9np