Plain Text: Saw myself in the store too http://lockerz.com/s/276494836
Plain Text: That awkward moment when your own song comes on Pandroa and it looks like ur playing ur own songs for company. :/ lol.
Plain Text: I was on all 3 Seattle sports radio stations — KJR, 710 ESPN, and 1090 The Fan — in a 24-hour period. Might be a record. #overexposed
Plain Text: Employee trying to fit me jeans at Diesel, “Dude, you need to stop powerlifting”.
Plain Text: Just discovered I’m listed in Forbes’ 30 Most Influential People in Tech http://onforb.es/WFOPru Wish I’d known. Would have updated my bio :-)
Plain Text: Tweeting from my flight. Sitting in seat #1D. I’m telling you this in hopes of getting followed by 10,000 one direction robot accounts.
Plain Text: Just got recognized by the pilot of my flight.. I guess I’ve made it #nowdontcrash