Plain Text: I’m thankful that I haven’t lost my flexibility after not doing dance since 8th grade.
Plain Text: Apparently I turn people on. Sorry bout it, it’s not my intention to
Plain Text: I’m hungryyyyy but to lazy to go out and get something and by lazy I mean not in the mood to be harassed by paps #dominos
Plain Text: I maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay be on tv tonight…. #gameofthrones #UKwaitanotherday #shamelessselfpromotion #hugahoodie – @OonaCC (Oona Chaplin)
Plain Text: last night, I roasted the President – tonight, a chicken http://pic.twitter.com/adIu2hb0 – @jimmykimmel (jimmy kimmel)
Plain Text: Yeah I’m the Eli Braden whose tweet was quoted on today’s front page Yahoo! article on ‘The Simpsons’ (sits back, waits for BJ) – @elibraden (eli braden)
Plain Text: One of the greatest tennis matches of all time and I’m actually here to see it. Wow, what a moment in history I’ll never forget. – @RealKidPoker (Daniel Negreanu)