Plain Text: Networks are all wanting me to do shows—like it or not a “ratings machine”! –but time, I run a really big company!
Plain Text: Should I feel kinda cool? Havnt checked these in a while #facebookcreepin
Plain Text: One of my coworkers follows me around EVERYWHERE. I mean, I know I’m amazing but chill out. Seriously though. – Brandy Patterson @heyitsbrandyyy
Plain Text: When u tell the crowd u have to go and they say “awww” you’ve officialy destroyed the stage *mic drop* – Jay Pharoah @JayPharoah
Plain Text: I amaze myself at how talented I am sometimes… – JEⒶN KONG @elBeardedWonder
Plain Text: I knew last year that @TIME Magazine lost all credibility when they didn’t include me in their Top 100… Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Plain Text: I never use LinkedIn but I’m getting a barrage of emails that people are endorsing me and giving me recommendations. – Erick Erickson @EWErickson
Plain Text: I’m still one of the best players to ever play the game and one of the best physical specimens to ever walk the earth.
Plain Text: #SuccessByTrump, exclusively available @Macy’s, has set sale records for fastest selling cologne. Makes a great gift
Plain Text: Need an ego boost? Look in the mirror and say, “I’m Johnny McNulty, god dammit!” Works for me, anyway.