Networks are all wanting me to do shows—like it or not a “ratings machine”! –but time, I run a really big company!—
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2012
Plain Text: Networks are all wanting me to do shows—like it or not a “ratings machine”! –but time, I run a really big company!
Should I feel kinda cool? Havnt checked these in a while #facebookcreepin http://t.co/BQF5R54d—
Tyler Seguin (@tylerseguin92) November 26, 2012
Plain Text: Should I feel kinda cool? Havnt checked these in a while #facebookcreepin
One of my coworkers follows me around EVERYWHERE. I mean, I know I'm amazing but chill out. Seriously though.—
Brandy Patterson (@heyitsbrandyyy) November 13, 2012
Plain Text: One of my coworkers follows me around EVERYWHERE. I mean, I know I’m amazing but chill out. Seriously though. – Brandy Patterson @heyitsbrandyyy
When u tell the crowd u have to go and they say "awww" you've officialy destroyed the stage *mic drop*—
Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) November 09, 2012
Plain Text: When u tell the crowd u have to go and they say “awww” you’ve officialy destroyed the stage *mic drop* – Jay Pharoah @JayPharoah
I amaze myself at how talented I am sometimes…—
JEⒶN KONG (@elBeardedWonder) October 30, 2012
Plain Text: I amaze myself at how talented I am sometimes… – JEⒶN KONG @elBeardedWonder
I knew last year that @TIME Magazine lost all credibility when they didn't include me in their Top 100…—
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2012
Plain Text: I knew last year that @TIME Magazine lost all credibility when they didn’t include me in their Top 100… Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I never use LinkedIn but I'm getting a barrage of emails that people are endorsing me and giving me recommendations.—
Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) October 24, 2012
Plain Text: I never use LinkedIn but I’m getting a barrage of emails that people are endorsing me and giving me recommendations. – Erick Erickson @EWErickson
I'm still one of the best players to ever play the game and one of the best physical specimens to ever walk the earth.—
Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 21, 2012
Plain Text: I’m still one of the best players to ever play the game and one of the best physical specimens to ever walk the earth.
#SuccessByTrump, exclusively available @Macy's, has set sale records for fastest selling cologne. Makes a great gift bit.ly/Wn6c4O—
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Plain Text: #SuccessByTrump, exclusively available @Macy’s, has set sale records for fastest selling cologne. Makes a great gift
Need an ego boost? Look in the mirror and say, "I'm Johnny McNulty, god dammit!" Works for me, anyway.—
Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) October 04, 2012
Plain Text: Need an ego boost? Look in the mirror and say, “I’m Johnny McNulty, god dammit!” Works for me, anyway.
